Nat Coombs’ Top Five Barmy Sports Stars
NAT COOMBS is a TV presenter, comedian, producer and writer. He anchors Major League Baseball & NFL Live on BBC Five Live Sports Xtra and is a regular guest on TV and radio shows, adding his leftfield insight and unique take on the world of sports and their pop culture crossover. He writes for a range of national newspapers and websites, including this blog for ESPN America.
Discovering a celebrity has changed their name is nothing new. Stage names are almost old as the concept of fame itself. Many A-listers across the globe consider a fake name as essential to the blueprint of fame as owning a sausage dog, a portable vial of botox and a regularly belittled personal assistant called Todd who isn’t allowed to make eye contact (except on Thursdays).
But just when you thought it wasn’t possible to be surprised anymore by the exploits of the rich and famous, along comes Mr. Ron Artest, L.A.Laker and card carrying elite maverick.
You remember Ron, right? The first round draft pick who was banned for no less than 86 games (still a record) after almost single-handedly instigating a fans/players brawl during a game whilst he played for the Indiana Pacers.
The thing is, referring to him as Ron Artest isn’t factually correct. Because Ron has changed his name: to Metta World Peace. Nope – that’s not a typo. Metta World Peace.
A number of questions spring to mind. Is Metta his first name, and World Peace his surname? Or is it all meant to be “as one,” like Beyoncé, or perhaps more appropriately Lady Ga Ga. What do we call him? If Kobe playfully calls him “Met” in the locker will it kick off?
What’s he going to have on the back of his shirt? Will they have to make the letters really small to fit them on?
And perhaps most importantly – what does Metta World Peace actually mean?
Yes, the first word is derived from the Sanskrit – and by extension has Buddhist origins, so maybe it’s Ron’s display of loyalty to that benign way of thinking. It obviously has nothing to do with his reality TV show Last Second Shot - the appearance of which at the same time as this is purely a (karmic) coincidence.
I’d lay even money that Ron isn’t entirely sure what it means either, like 91% of the people travelling the globe with oriental lettering tattoos.
But this remarkable piece of Artestry (see what I did there?) has placed Ron automatically in my Top Five left-field athletes. And by “left-field”, I mean so out there the elevators stopped between floor 1 and 2, not the position that Carl Crawford plays.

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Here are the other Four Crazies …
TERRELL OWENS
Love him or hate him, Owens is one of the game’s all time great receivers – who may be nearing the end of his career having announced, at the age of 37, that he requires surgery for a torn ACL. His performance credentials are there for all to see but it’s his behavioral antics that have set him apart from the pack just as much as his on field skill.Like when he ran 50 yards to celebrate a TD against Dallas (a team he was later to play for) and jigged around Michael Flatley style over the famous Cowboy star on the halfway line. Or the improvised press conference he held in his driveway (whilst on suspension from the Eagles) where he fielded questions from reporters whilst doing sit-ups. As you do. Or his teary defense, behind Jackie O shades, of Tony Romo – “that’s my quarterback man” (in case we weren’t clear) – refers to himself as both Terrell Owens and TO. As you do.
EDMUNDO
The controversial Brazilian was a frustrating whirlwind of impressive skill and shocking indiscipline. Once sent off seven times in one season, nicknamed “Animal,” reprimanded regularly for frequent fist fighting on the pitch, and supposedly bared his genitals at opposing fans. Walked out on Fiorentina at a crucial time of season to attend the Rio carnival. Photographed feeding beer to a monkey.
THE BUSHWACKERS
Part of the vintage era of 1980’s WWE wrestling, the Bushwackers were as crackers as they come. Often seen rubbing their heads manically or licking each other (for luck apparently), the Whackers (sometimes known as the Sheepherders) brought a giant kangaroo with them to the ring and walked like manic chickens. 300lb chickens. One of them, Cousin Luke was missing most of his front teeth, but that didn’t stop him running up to the camera to show the world his unique oral hygiene on a regular basis.

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DENNIS RODMAN
The Godfather to Artest’s Carlito’s Way, Rodman’s crazy creds are second to none.
In no particular order he has: turned up in a wedding dress to promote his autobiography (called I Should Be Dead By Now), dyed his hair green, appeared in an action film with Jean Claude Van Damme, been pushed into a portable toilet whilst wrestling the late Macho Man Randy Savage, frequently dressed in women’s clothing.
Nat Coombs is a writer & broadcaster who hosts the chat show Talk of The Terrace on our sister channel ESPN and MLB coverage on BBC Radio Five Live. He also anchors the US sports podcast Americarnage. Follow him on Twitter



lot. Last weekend, the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY, added three new members, including former MVP outfielder Andre Dawson. For the likes of Dawson, both the player and the public see it as the pinnacle of an athlete’s career. Once a player has been enshrined, he is no longer “Andre Dawson,” he is “Hall-of-Famer Andre Dawson.” It’s the American equivalent of being knighted.
Still, while I believe all those elements do have some impact, I think the real reason the hall of fame concept resonates so greatly with the U.S. masses is that Americans love tangible expressions of success. While Europeans simply kept track of goals scored for decades, their cousins across the pond were coming up with more detailed statistics. I’d even argue that early baseball stats were more detailed than even cricket’s comparables. It’s not surprising that sabermetrics – a vastly advanced form of sports statistical analysis started with America’s pastime (and has now bled into other North American sports). Americans are obsessed with definitively pegging the best players. While selecting members of the Baseball Hall of Fame is not as precise a process, the end result tries to reach that same goal. We want to be able to cull out the pretty goods from the greats in some sort of authoritative manner. A hall of fame is perfect for such an exercise.